Customer:	*Holding Batman: Arkham City*
Me:	Oh hey! Good choice!
Customer:	Yeah, well... I like superheros and even though Batman isn't a real superhero...
Me:	Wait.. what? What do you mean he's not a real superhero?
Customer:	Well uno. He doesn't have any powers, he's just a rich guy with a lot of gadgets.
Me:	*Internally screaming* Oh.... Do you have a loyalty card?