Little sister wants me to play Slender.














| Customer: | *Holding Batman: Arkham City* |
| Me: | Oh hey! Good choice! |
| Customer: | Yeah, well... I like superheros and even though Batman isn't a real superhero... |
| Me: | Wait.. what? What do you mean he's not a real superhero? |
| Customer: | Well uno. He doesn't have any powers, he's just a rich guy with a lot of gadgets. |
| Me: | *Internally screaming* Oh.... Do you have a loyalty card? |
| Mum: | Oh, I picked up the mail by the way. |
| Me: | Annnnddd? |
| Mum: | It was your comics. |
| Me: | I knew it! Where'd you put them? |
| Mum: | They're in my car. |
| Me: | Damnit woman! This is why I wanted to check the mail! |
| Mum: | *laughing* They're mine now! |